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The world"s worst puns

John S. Crosbie

The world"s worst puns

by John S. Crosbie

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Published by Harmony Books in New York .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Puns and punning.

  • Edition Notes

    StatementJohn S. Crosbie ; illustrations by Roslyn Schwartz.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6231.P8 C7 1982
    The Physical Object
    Pagination94 p. ;
    Number of Pages94
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL4273785M
    ISBN 100517543508
    LC Control Number81020084
    OCLC/WorldCa8032726

    When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. Why was the math book so sad? It had too many problems. Jokesters from 8 to 80 will love regaling friends and relatives with these and 58 other zany teeth-gritters. Accompanied by Larry Daste's amusing illustrations. Worlds of Power: Metal Gear (Alexander Frost, ): a novelisation of the video game Metal Gear, it was described as possibly the worst book ever written by Den of Geek's Luke McKinney: "This must have been a secret plot by Nintendo of America to destroy any interest in reading which may have lurked within loyal players. And this book is.

    Ten Worst Puns Ever 1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger." 2. Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot 'round the world. 3.   The Worst Puns In The World Humor. Whether you despise puns or love them, this book should be punished for the pun usage. Do you see what I did there? From science to math to band to just about anything, this is the pun central! #awful #bad #joke #laugh #pun. Math Puns 94 0 0.

      (P.P.S. the very first joke, however, is my all time favorite joke in the history of jokes, so please appreciate it!) 1. What do you call a fake noodle? An Im-pasta! I heard thi s for the very first time when I was on a bus in Disney World over seven years ago, and it changed my life forever because it sparked my undying love for corny jokes.   Buy World's Worst Jokes UK ed. by Husband, Tony (ISBN: ) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible s: 1.


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